the pretty things are going to hell

i love basic instructions:

why does everyone tell me how their cat died a horrible death whenever they find out i like cats? wtf, people?!

have old glasses or unused contact lenses? donate them!

mulder is 3 today!

tyler in the crx:

a few days ago at work i had my 90 day review. other than being pathetic at soliciting credit, it went really well. i received the highest marks possible on everything, even dress code, though my manager had to think about it for a moment:

she stared at me intently for a second or two, looking at my pink and black hair, my half-sleeve tattoo, my studded plaid wristband, and my skater shoes.

“well, you wear your nametag!” she chirped, and circled the highest score.

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this article makes me hate anthony bourdain a little less.