[this is the story of a girl]

The Rational Dress Society thought no woman should have to wear more than seven pounds of underwear. This may still seem like a great deal of clothing to modern women, but the underwear was made from bulky gathered cotton or even wool flannel and both materials were heavier than shorter silk or modern synthetic garments. The figure actually halved what had been worn by most women in 1850 when ladies often wore up to 14 pounds weight of undergarments.

wow.

i need to eat less.

[phoenix] i must say, i’m not a fan of teenage rape erotica, especially ones that talk of “unripe sperm”
[phoenix] Eventually the man finished pumping Shane.s unconscious boy hole
[phoenix] WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
[phoenix] what is an unconscious boy hole?!

sadly, comments like those tend to make up a fair amount of my activity on irc. the rest tends to be “i want food!” and “the kitten is driving me insane; i will eat her!”

yesterday i cleaned the apartment while wearing heels (jesus, how ’50s can i get?)

now, normally, i don’t wear shoes in the house. i think it’s weird, gross, and dirty, to be honest. but, the heels i were wearing had never been outside, and i was trying to get used to them, as they are a little awkward for me to walk in. walking around and cleaning in them actually did get me pretty used to walking in them.

i also cleaned out the spot underneath the kitchen sink; i’m so proud of myself. it used to be that we couldn’t even shut the door all the way, and bags would pop out. now look at it!

once married, i plan on abusing the shit out of my hair. first plum, because i loved that color. then maybe red or pink. not sure about blue… blayne wants me to have blue hair, but i can’t pull that off. maybe blue streaks, though.